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I Want Die

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$22.49 $29.99 In stock

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The Collectible I want die suffers so we don't have to. But mostly because it's funny. His existence is pain so we can laugh at our own mortality. He really wants to die. This collectible stands 4.4 inches tall, holding a purple weapon. He has grey hair, a grey moustache and red glasses, with enormous eyebrows. His armor is blue with white trim, and his shirt is red. His boots are brown and go up around his calves. The double-walled window box is inspired by competitive arena set in an ocean where he is knocked off balance. This collectible ships in a matte, embossed, protective outer sleeve and a custom sized plastic protector for maximum protection during shipping. About RTGame RTGame is an Irish guy who likes to commit warcrimes a bit too much. He streams on Twitch and uploads highlights to his Youtube channel. Subscribe to his channel or else. For shipping times and costs please see our shipping policies.
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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 2 reviews)

Matthew I. ★★★★★

The little guy sits on my desk and honestly makes me laugh every time I glance at his pained face—the 4.4-inch height is perfect for a shelf. He's a great conversation starter, and the dark humor really hits home for me.

James Z. ★★★★★

It's morbid and ridiculous, but the 4.4-inch size makes it perfect for my desk, and the deadpan expression genuinely makes me laugh every time I glance over. Painfully funny little thing, exactly the dark humor I needed.