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Krotchy Plush (9in)

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$20.69 $29.99 In stock

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THE KROTCHY PLUSH COMES WITH A VOICE BOX THAT CYCLES THROUGH 12 DIFFERENT LINES! The Plush “Krotchy ain't got no cojones. Krotchy IS cojones” We’ve scoured the guides to collect all the Krotchy Dolls and have one to share just for you! Sitting at 9 inches tall with a huge black smile curling underneath gleeful eyes as he flips up a pair of giant middle fingers with yellow gloved hands, the letter ‘K’ rests at the center of his brown chest as thin black legs with yellow shoes poke out from his bulbous body. This plush is packed to the seams with 100% PP cotton, comes with a voice box, and is made of the softest minky material, absolutely perfect for cuddling while running errands on Krotchy Day! About Postal Postal is a shooter game series created by Running With Scissors, which debuted in 1997. Fast-paced, hyper-violent and full of off-beat humor, the series revolves around Postal Dude as he completes (sometimes) mundane tasks as passively or violently as they seem fit! © Running With Scissors Studios LLC, 1996-2025. All Rights Reserved. POSTAL® The Worst Game Ever™ and Running With Scissors® are Registered Trademarks and Service Marks of Running With Scissors Studios LLC.
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Customer Reviews (4.7 / 5 · 3 reviews)

Sofia ★★★★★

My kids got a kick out of the 12 different lines this little guy says—each one lands differently. The plush itself is soft enough to cuddle, and the voice box adds a fun surprise every time you squeeze it.

Kevin R. ★★★★★

The voice box cycling through all 12 lines is absolutely hilarious—I keep pressing it just to hear the next one. The 9-inch size is perfect for a desk buddy that doesn’t take up too much room.

Elizabeth ★★★★☆

The voice box is surprisingly clear for such a small plush, and the line about being cojones cracks me up every time. Only knock is the 12 lines cycle a bit too fast, I wish I could pick my favorite. Still, it's exactly the weird chaos I expected.