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Wilbur Simp

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$17.99 $29.99 In stock

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The Collectible The internet ruined me. Hey, it's Wilbur. I think you accidentally blocked me on everything else so I'm reaching out in this Youtooz description. Look, I know we haven't really spoken much in the past few years but I still really like you and wish you'd think about a future together. Please find it in your heart to forgive yourself for what you did to me and message me back. I am far better and faster than any man you've ever known. I can run like, several knots faster than any guy you name. Any. Try it. Go on... I'm faster. Anyway, please let me into your heart (and your house). Wilbur sits on a stack of broken 90s era computer monitors, and equipment wearing all black and a beautifully sculpted guitar across his back ready to sing you his next song. His double-walled window box was modeled after pieces of the early internet and desktop computers, with classic keyboard keys floating around on a dark background. This figure ships in a matte, embossed, outer protective sleeve. you follow me @bunnydelphine..you looking for a man that can cry? pic.twitter.com/RnivlgEXb3 — Wilbur Soot (@WilburSoot) July 23, 2020 About Wilbur Soot Karen still hasn't called. Wilbur Soot is known for being the internet's official nice guy and elite gamer man. When he's not lazily strumming an acoustic guitar in unwanted situations (parties, funerals, tax evaluations) he's hitting the slopes, and by slopes I mean Minecraft. He's playing Minecraft.
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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 3 reviews)

George ★★★★★

Took a chance on this quirky collectible and the "Hey, it's Wilbur" printed note on the card genuinely made me laugh out loud. The box art is surprisingly detailed for the price, and the figure itself has a nice weight to it.

Avery ★★★★★

The "hey it’s Wilbur" note printed on the box made me laugh out loud, and the sculpt captures his exact chaotic energy from the stream. Honestly, the box itself is half the charm — it’s like a mini piece of internet history sitting on my shelf.

Penelope ★★★★★

The little details in this collectible are perfect—the reference to being accidentally blocked is exactly the kind of self-aware humor I’d expect, and the packaging feels super sturdy for display. It’s got that weird, personal touch that makes it feel less like merch and more like an inside joke I’m