Damien Haas Plush (1ft)

The 12-inch height is perfect for display, but honestly the ridiculous 5.7-inch width is what makes me smile every time I look at it. He’s got this absurdly round silhouette that’s way more charming in person than in the photos.

This little guy is comically wide and sits at a solid 12 inches tall, just as described. The plumpness is even more ridiculous in person, and the stitching feels quite durable. I’m really impressed with how well they captured Damien’s silly energy.

This pigeon plush is delightfully chunky, just as described—I was not prepared for how wide and plump those 12 inches actually are in person. The soft fabric and oversized shape make it a perfect little oddball for the desk. It’s already my favorite conversation piece.