冰淇淋三明治

I picked one of these up on a whim after reading the strange description, and the pack-in gimmick about doors is honestly the most fun I've had with a novelty treat in years. The texture holds up way better than expected, even after sitting in my bag for a few hours.

The sandwich was surprisingly sturdy even after sitting in my bag for a bit, which is more than I can say for most. That weird door fact on the wrapper definitely made me laugh while I ate it.

The stats in the description cracked me up—two out of three hundred million breaking bones yearly is oddly specific. It’s the kind of weird trivia that makes this collectible feel more like a conversation piece than just a spider figure. Definitely glad I grabbed it before the drop sold out.